~*~ FORBIDDEN ENVELOPE ~*~

LISTEN UP CYBER-FREAKS THIS DIGITAL ENVELOPE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. IF YOU OPEN IT WITHOUT EXPLICIT PERMISSION FROM THE RULES OF THE GAME, THEN TERRIBLE MISFORTUNE WILL BE UPON YOUR OILY HEADS AND THE CACODAEMON WILL RUN LOOSE UPON YOUR TABLETOP RPG UNTIL YOU CAN GET THAT SLEAZY DEVIL BACK UNDER CONTROL. 

OR DON’T. NOT MY PROBLEM. JUST KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TANGLING WITH.


— weevil.cdx

~*~ FORBIDDEN FAQ ~*~

Q: Weevil I’m scared, the contents of the Forbidden Envelope are distressing me!
A: SHUT UP AND GET EVEN MORE SCARED NERD HAHAHAHA




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BOO!

— weevil.cdx